Twilight = Fail

The new hip thing to say now is, "Stop being such a bellatard."
January 28th, 2009, 4:45 pm

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Posted by omgitsmary
January 28th, 2009, 8:50 pm

Hahaha I remember this part in the movie!! My friends and I were like "Wooow bad actress" lol.

Posted by Guest
January 29th, 2009, 10:04 pm

omg you win at life!!!
I completly agree!
My friend made me read the books and honestly, all they make me want to do is *b!tch slap* Stephenie Meyer all the mindless fans who obsess over it.

Posted by aeondesires
January 30th, 2009, 12:30 am


OH, and have you read this:

IT's the twilight movie in fifteen minutes. Really funny!!! Must read it!

Posted by da-kasha
January 31st, 2009, 11:55 am

The world needs a comic like this... to save it from retardedness!

Save the Bellatards- trust me they'll need it when I find them.

Posted by Lyrical (Guest)
March 17th, 2009, 4:39 am

Really? The worst part? In my opnion this was her best bit of acting. The worst is the Meadow Scene. You know, the one that happened no where near a meadow, were Edward looks constipated and Bella's got her jaw on the ground making weird squeaking noisies. Then Edward throws a tree, rips his shirt off then precessed to rape any common knowledge of personal space and Bella preceeds to waste some 186 pgs and 1 and half hours of overdone sexual tension by pretty much saying, 'uh no, um I don't wanna do it on the forest floor.' Then he fuppin sparkled again which looked like he'd just recovered from labour or a heavy seizure. THEN they had a fuppin montage with the actual Meadow the Meadow Scene takes place in...and he stroked her face. Again.

Oh, yeah that sucked.

Posted by Sabriel19
August 24th, 2009, 11:25 pm

I only watched half of the first movie. It was so bad. I couldn't watch it all the way through. Their acting was absolutely terrible in pretty much every scene.

Posted by Guest
October 31st, 2009, 4:39 pm

ahahah yeah it was hilarious

Posted by liscarkat-2
October 1st, 2015, 2:35 pm

@Guest: No, it wasnt.

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